Sex is more impt than current affairs

I am busy, very busy *sob* The super long detailed - as per Soldier's cheeky request - blind date juicy gossip will just have to wait. Meanwhile, I want to blog briefly about two things.

1. GST is rising by 2%

2%? Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen, do you people know how to count? If your salary is $5,000, and it increases to $10,000, it has increased by 100% (doubled), right? If it goes up to $7,500, it has increased by 50% (50% of $5000 is $2,500). So, tell me, if it increases from $5,000 to $7,000, has it gone up by 2%? "Your brain bag got problem" (as they say in Chinese) is it? GST is rising by 40%! Geez, did you people pass PSLE math?

Typical PSLE question:
You have 5 apples. Now, you get 2 more apples. How many percent more apples do you now have?

Fomula taught by primary school math teacher:
% inc or dec = (new val - old val) / old val * 100.

(7-5)/5*100 = 40%
You have 40% more apples than you previously had!

This means that for every $10 GST you paid previously, you now have to pay $4 more (40% of $10 = $4). You will *not* be paying just $0.20 more (2% of $10 = $0.20). Haiz, I illustrate for you, K?

Ah Beng bought a handphone costing $200 before gst. He paid 5% gst = 5/100*200 = $10.

Ah Lian wait till gst is raised before buying the same handphone. She will pay 7% gst = 7/100*200 = $14. So Ah Lian pays $4 more GST than Ah Beng.

In fact, if Ah Beng had paid $100 gst, Ah lian will pay $140 gst. $40 more than previously. It's always 40% more gst than previously.

Well, anyway, 2% or 40% really doesn't matter. Gullible and naive people - who read only Straits Times and believe every word in it - deserve to be bullied. And that's what matters! And so of course, I am not going to do anything (eg. stage a protest *horror*) other than rant on this blog. Afterall, I am a high earning low-life liar (read my profile), unaffected by the negligible "2% increase", remember? lol. 66.6% of you people screwed yourself real good. So, serve you right! Now, please, get out of my ..... face! I have more cocks to suck, more balls to carry, and more orgasm to enjoy than to listen to your whining. Besides, the nearest MRT track is just a stone throw away. Just pick the one you like, so long as your gruesome corpse does not appear in my sight. Otherwise, I may throw up the $300 2-person dinner I had at Jade a few days ago. Btw, don't bitch to me, K? What's $300 per dinner - Cheap Cheap lah! No big deal. And so long as it is no big deal to me, I can't be bothered if is a big deal to you to be able to put a simple dinner on the table for your kids. So, it's more of the same old good stuff for me. Vote for a change? Over my dead body! Hmm, sorry hor, actually, it should be over your dead body. I am a high earning...

2. Talking about the wee-wee saga, I want to recommend this post by Whisper. Of all response, this is the most humourous, in my not-so-humble opinion. hehe...


OK, done. Back to sex and romance. Like most - but not all, and I have just named Ms. Whisper as an exception - women, I am also not that interested in current affairs because... erm, sex and romance comes first mah. Current affairs cannot replace a good orgasm, can it? ;) I mean, current affairs will never affect me (I am invincible to retrenchment. Really. I am a high earning...), but an orgasm can shake my body upside down, throw my entire universe into upheaval and consume me entirely leh *slurp slurp*

"lao shi..... lao shi...... LAO SHI......."

P.S. And don't you people ever dare call me cheap! :( 66.6% of singaporeans - majority of whom are women (ask young chicks and lao aunties around you about their interest in current affairs to verify) - agreed with me, k! lol. We are in the majority. Yay, yay, yay!