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Monday, February 19, 2007

Second Day of The New Year!

Second day was a boring day. Oh well, initially at least. Sis went out with her darling to do some PR with her future parents-in-laws. Little bro asked me which new gal he should go "sian". He showed me all their photos. Sometimes, I really dont understand all these gullible xiao mei mei. They all sent their photos to my bro even though they had not met him. He was just a stranger on friendster, or someone who chanced upon their blog and msn them. Really is breast big no brain -- not like me, got breast got brain. Ahem. haha.

Well, so I picked a sweet looking thing for him. Some 17 yr old petite jc girl that I would have gone for, if I were a guy. He preferred another one who has bigger breasts, tinted hairs and dress like a whore. I had to remind him that she probably is a better target for a one-night-stand, than the long term relationship he is looking for. My bro is lucky - he got an experienced big sis to give him all the advice he need.

And so, I ended up alone at home keeping mom and dad company :( How pathetic can it get? In the end, I couldnt tahan -- called that Lao Shi to see if he can come out with me. Sigh. me desperate until have to ask a 40+ yr old man out! But hmm, actually, age is an advantage for men leh, I think. I like the intellectual type of men, and this lao shi happens to have lots of interesting experience in life. Sometimes, it is fun to listen to him give me "lecture", and to let him "teaches" whatever he wants - abt religion, philosophy, travel, and the work he used to do before becoming a teacher etc. Can learn quite a lot of things. Oh well, I think I will blog about my adventure with him another time -- I havent even finished writing abt my first date with him, which I promised him I would and that was like 3 months ago!

Lao Shi was busy with his .... when I called, but ok lah, he came out with me for a mid-night movie, and some supper and we had some ... after that. All in all, the day ended well, I must say. lol. hahaha! *wink*

I ate a lot today too. And supper somemore! Oh, I finished all the pineapple tarts in one day. haha. I think sure put on at least 1-2 kilo. That lao shi said my waist seem to have grown larger compared to the last time when he "measured" it. haha. Oops, must start dieting after this 15 days of celebration :(

Sunday, February 18, 2007

First Day of The New Year!

First day of the New Year! As is the custom of my family, we went house visiting one whole day. It was fun. I mean, heck, for many of my cousins, this is the first time I see them in a year -- as it turned out, there was no wedding, and hence no wedding dinner, among the relatives the whole of last year, haha. So it's quite fun to update each other's life once a year. Sort of like reading a blog once a year only. Wah, the amt of info-overload. haha!

Bro was bored though. Of course la, its all girls' talk mah. My gal cousins are quite close to sis and I, during our younger days. Now that we are all so busy, we just have to make use of such visitings to catch up on our gossips. Wah, in one day, I got updates of who has just broken up and who is going to get married with whom and who is going overseas to work soon. Oh, I also found out which restaurant serve the best steak, and which is good for pak tor purpose. haha.

Grandma's place was the most fun, as usual, 'cos that's where we get to see most of the cousins all at once, since everybody has to go visit her. We chased Bro out and then Angie showed us the sexy bra and matching tongs that her darling gave her for valentines. Wah. Bought from Victoria Secret from USA leh. Apparently her man was on a business trip there last december and took the time off to get them for her. They are a reddish kind of purple. I was soooo envious. Not of the bra or tongs la. I can get them myself. But ren jia de man is soooo romantic. Hmm, time to settle down and get a permanent man, I think.

Anyhow, we kept teasing her to show us how she had aroused him while wearing them. Oh, she revealed that the poor guy couldn't last for more than a minute, after entering her. hahahaha! I say "poor guy" not because he could not control himself after seeing her strip-dancing for 5 minutes in her valentines present. But rather because this gal seem not to know how to keep her mouth shut! How can tell us such things? That poor guy was talking to her parents at that time in the living room leh! And so, the next thing we all did, was to pop our heads out to take a good look at this 1-minute guy! See lah -- poor guy! lol.

I am the good one. In any gossipy conversation, I generally let other gals do the talking, absorb all the info and then rebroadcast the juicier bits -- like what i am doing now. lol. But I don't reveal anything about myself leh. keke. Well, anyway, in this case, even if I had wanted to, there was nothing to say about myself. Broke up, no new steady, what was there to talk about? I couldn't be telling them about my mini-flings and "few-weeks-stands", can I? ;)

And it's again eat eat eat. 2nd aunty made very good pinapple tarts. cannot resist one leh. She asked me to bring some home, so I of course bu4 ke4 qi4. This type of thing, how can ke4 qi4? lol. Then we gambled at 5th uncle's house. Gin Rummy. We played big - 1 "dot" $1. I won nearly $200. Woohoo! What a far cry from those childhood days when my counsins and I played like 1 "dot" 1 cent! haha. 100 times more now leh. But ok lah, we are not gambling addicts and playing for fun once a year is not going to make use addicts.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

My New Year's eve

No updates for nearly two months. Can't believe I have really been that busy! OK, I took leave for 1 whole week to celebrate New Year. So i think I shall update my blog a bit bit to let friends know that I am still alive and well and kicking! haha.

So what have you guys been doing this New Year? Moi has been eating! Yeah, eat eat eat non-stop since the reunion dinner. Oh, this year, we had the dinner at Tung Lok restaurant. Dad wanted to try something different and let Mom have a break. But me yah, forever the little girl, still prefer mummy's food leh! :(

No lah, keke, actually, it's the homely atmosphere that I prefer. I mean, you can't wear shorts and be barefooted when you eat out, can you? Plus we have to rush to finish our dinner so that the 2nd batch of diners can have theirs, after we leave. tsk tsk.

And then, since we were already out, we went to see the Hong Bao marina thingy. Quite interesting, since I had not been to one for some years. The Chinese "lantern riddles" (Deng Mi) was intersting to watch, though I couldn't guess any of them, and even after the answers were revealed, I could understand why they were so only half the time! haha. My chinese is really bad, though I don't think I am a banana -- which means I don't look down on my own culture la -- see the previous post.

Sigh, sis was holding hands with her darling and wisphering mushy mushy dunno-what into his ears, even in such a crowded place! Damn, when will my prince in shiny armour appear? The last one was long gone :(

Then little bro keep bio-ing other gals and keep telling me, this one breast big, that one sexy legs. I had to remind him that his own sis has even bigger breast and sexier legs, and too bad, they are not for him.. ever! lol.

Then of course, everybody went wah wah wah at the fireworks lor. And that's how the last day of the old year went. Another day, another year!

Hmm, I wrote this on Wed, but I think I will backdate it to reflect the correct day when the event occured.